By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 508
You deserved it 6 042

Same thing different taste

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Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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Goes to prove that somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

And people say we're smarter than apes, eh? We all have those derp days...

Well, I guess we shouldn't expect a follow up then!

RockMaterial 9

Suicide is not something to joke about. Sincerely, People who've gotten through serious shit

I'm sorry but this has got to be the most entertaining FML in awhile. God bless you and fyl.

just work through it, buddy. Life is short, live throigh it all.