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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (3760)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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When it said that the dad smashed the ball at OP, I was waiting for it to say "and it smashed mine too." Look on the bright side, he didn't hit a tennis ball into your junk.

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:11pm by singer0421

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Have a smirk on your face. You got his daughter around your arms. Even if it's torn a little bit

#9 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:18pm by IllestRated

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