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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (53852)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

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That's snot very fun..

#1 - On 04/18/2014 at 12:11pm by Immortal_Toaster

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Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

#3 - On 04/18/2014 at 12:13pm by Pleonasm

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