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Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48878) - you deserved it (3850)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

#2 - On 01/22/2014 at 5:23pm by AshaaFerreira

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Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

#4 - On 01/22/2014 at 5:24pm by Pleonasm

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