Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
Pleonasm 35
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
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alex040401 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Out of anyone, she chose you? Talk about a punch to the face.
puggypark 14
The ****?? Hope she gets expelled instead
shesaywha 19
and I hope that one day replies will be relevant to the comment.
kwyk 23
By commenting this, am I making your hopes come true?
whothewhat 4
Talk about a headache
AshaaFerreira 22
I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...
persianninja 23
OP just might have one of those faces
thisismylifesoo 11
^ killer punchline bro
Pleonasm 35
Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
If she broke her hand that would mean that she hit OP really hard.
Pleonasm 35
Maybe OP has a jaw of steel and the other person had a fragile hand. We have to think of all the variables here.
kinky44 28
You must have never hit someone in the face. Its incredibly easy to hurt your hand if your form is off.
kwyk 23
You make not having punched someone sound like a bad thing #39...
184886837272837 32
#10 you'd be surprised how easy it is to break your hand by punching someone in the forehead. I know 3 different guys who've hit someone so hard that not only did they split the other persons eyebrows open, they also broke several bones in their hands. You should punch softer parts of the body, and if someone's swinging at you try to block with your elbows.
RobertoZ 5
Sometimes it isn't .Remember the variables.OP could have been in a suit of armor.OP could be super muscled and it was a 1st grader who punched her.
wellthen7154 12
At least she'll be suspended? She won't be around to bug you, I mean. That does stink OP, but better shes gone if she's willing to punch people to leave!
ChristianH39 30
Personally I'd do everything I could to get her to stay in school, just so she doesn't get her wish
Dbotmen 9
They said that they hadn't even seen the girl before, so she shouldn't have been bugging them in the first place, leaving this unprovoked
1jordan1 11
She could have at least done it to someone nobody likes....
jazzy_123 20
maybe OP is that person :o
ffffffffck 13
I'm crying for humanity.
ffffffffck 13
How so? Explain.
TallMist 32
#93 Asking how so is being butt hurt? Okay.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Well... Did she get suspended?
bellles 18
What a selfish bitch. She could have vandalized to get suspended if that's what she really wanted...I swear some people really just don't think before they act.
ElricMustang 23
Who the hell wants to get suspended though?!
RobertoZ 5
Maybe she wanted to have a party or wanted to stay home.People do that
ThatFancyPenn 18
Vandalizing isn't a good way to get suspended because you usually have to pay for the damages. On another note, I think OP could press charges.
beerlaoisawesome 10
Since when was vandalism not selfish?
jacob_bomb 9
She should be punished for her actions! Suspend her rig- oh wait.
bellles 18
#82 vandalism can be, in most cases, cleaned up. Punching someone can cause a lot of emotional damage ect. Between the two I would say vandalism is less selfish, but thats just me. Not that I condone vandalism though ...
whodat32 4
The suspense was just killing her... but sorry OP
That_Ginger 18
Hope she got an in school suspension. But why would she even want a suspension? For a day off school? She could have just not gone to school..