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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

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Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:23

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:24

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:29

Roll with the punches OP...just hope you don't get a black eye out of them...

Dthsapprntc 23

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:30

She wants to get suspended? She could have just asked.I have some 2 inch steel tube and wire rope laying around. I'm sure I can put something up to suspend her. Am I thinking to literally?

cricketsins 36

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:32

How silly. There are a number of other ways to get suspended that don't involve punching faces and possible time in juvenile detection.

miketopgunmike1 25

Thursday 23 January 2014 0:25

juvenile detection??

horneyhic 15

Thursday 23 January 2014 2:21

Yea it's like inspector gadget or spy kids

dachayke 16

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:32

Why would anyone vote YDI?

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 23 January 2014 3:16

Cause they're the person who punched OP in the face.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 23 January 2014 4:02

A lot of people must've punched OP in the face...

aire101 16

Thursday 23 January 2014 15:51

Because they're trolls.

Nolimit2217 32

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:36

Free chance to whoop someone's ass!

buttcramp 21

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:37

that blows.

ffffffffck 13

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:41

Ask her out to make it up to you, fall in love, tell your kids how you met, live the greatest silly romance of all times.

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:43

CATFIGHT!!!

shanannygians07 28

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:45

Did you cry, or punch her back?

PainOfDemise 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:49

You should ask her out on a date after that to make up for it.

xerbrus 14

Thursday 23 January 2014 13:14

way to assume OPs sexuality and gender

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