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Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42534) - you deserved it (4590)

On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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I don't understand how the people on here get such weird and/or downright rude or mean significant others...

#2 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:39pm by WCARlover

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I would be scared, if i were in you...

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... I were a man...

#3 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:39pm by iacomary97

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