By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 16:15 / United Kingdom - Chester
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  then000bster  |  16

I've never been kicked, but have accidentally kicked my friend. I let him punch me in the arm as hard as he wanted to compensate, as much as that could compensate.

  _ashole  |  10

I think everyone is failing to notice that there may be a possibility that she knows something op might have done and he just doesn't know that yet..

  _ashole  |  10

64, when I wrote that I was reffering to the possibility that he might have done something he wouldn't want her to find out and she did. Just a scenario. have some imagination, besides I never mentioned anything about an argument for not reading minds.

  Kamon97  |  23

Here's how it works when a women asks a man a question, the answer is always wrong :p

By  SuperMew  |  22

Hopefully she has a "quirky" sense of humor. I joke with my friends about some weird stuff, but I would never make my significant other paranoid I was going to damage his dick.

  YeaSo3  |  14

only make him paranoid if you're really going to damage it
..asking him questions with no intent or reasoning behind it is just sick lol

  barleyguy  |  17

As a man who was kicked in the balls many a time while taking tae know do as a child by the girl who would 8 years later become my girlfriend, I can say with absolute certainty that while yes it does hurt it is a funny ass story to tell people.....somewhat emasculating but funny as hell

By  perdix  |  29

Welshite beat me to it, verbatim!


Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I was shocked and confused as we use condoms and I'm on the pill. I confided in my friend, who guiltily confessed that her daughter swapped my pills for sugar pills and pinned through the rubbers to guarantee herself 5 more years of babysitting. FML

By Stella5127 - / Tuesday 28 November 2017 05:01 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 January 2010 02:18 / United States
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