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Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43992) - you deserved it (5984)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.

#11 - On 12/09/2013 at 2:11am by xnyletak

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Uh, sir? I'm going to have to ask you to put back those hams.

#20 - On 12/09/2013 at 2:20am by MakeTodayADTR

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