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Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43541) - you deserved it (4367)

On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

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My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.

#1 - On 11/23/2013 at 8:52pm by Jemm

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Your mom really needs to tell your dad that. There's nothing worse than boredom during sex.

But yeah, definitely not what you want to hear from your parents...

#6 - On 11/23/2013 at 8:56pm by Ambient25

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