Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML
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Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
Today, I woke up with a terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super cute dentist chick enters and says, "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
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Jemm_fml 29
My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.
swick25 22
wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents
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Comments (93)
Jemm_fml 29
My jaw dropped at that statement but not for your mother's reasons.
cruel_fate 10
My mouth dropped at the statement....TMI to know. FYL OP
Ambient25 24
Shut up and take my money!
ebonyirony 29
You're not doing it right.
swick25 22
wow things you NEVER want to hear about your parents
jrshap12 10
That sucks d**k
Pwn17 25
I couldn't tell what the word you censored is. Is it duck?
Ambient25 24
I think it's "dark"
NotAddictive 6
No guys, I'm pretty sure its "dunk"
Ambient25 24
you sure? Because it could be "dork".
Amama_fml 30
I'm pretty sure he meant dusk.
NotAddictive 6
He could have been refering to his new deck
Ambient25 24
Or maybe it was "dock"
ZomBgal 12
my bet is on "desk."
Ambient25 24
Hmmm "disk" is possible
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Dirk?
Ambient25 24
Hmm maybe his towel was "dank"
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
DICK!! DICK! FOR GODS SAKE SMARTASSES!
swick25 22
could be Dink?!?!?
Ambient25 24
Who let #60 on the computer??
mif_fml 27
I did. #60 needed to search for his lost sense of humor. What a donk.
omgbrainZ_fml 24
I had to wait 3 hours to get my braces on. Now another 3 hours to take them off
onlychildFTW 33
Uh, okay?
LiterOfCola 16
#4 I think the reason it took so long is that you don't have teeth
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
but he does 52..
kyu_Q 19
seriously what is wrong with you 61?
omgbrainZ_fml 24
Actually I do. If I wouldn't have teeth I couldn't even gave braces... If you're gonna insult someone, at least have a solid insult
omgbrainZ_fml 24
I made a typo. Instead of gave, I meant have gotten
CaiDog 20
79, it was a joke, calm down. and 61, maybe you should take the week off from fml.
jdeezy01 13
That has to be one of the worst mental images.
KatieMajestic 17
Unseeable
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
5- Once I was looking for something in my parent's closet and found the "Ultimate Sex Book." Imagine that mental image.
Ambient25 24
Your mom really needs to tell your dad that. There's nothing worse than boredom during sex. But yeah, definitely not what you want to hear from your parents...
swick25 22
have to agree that there is nothing worse then boring sex. so glad my girlfriend and I have an amazing sex life. never a dull moment, NEVER!!! ;)
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Congratulations, 63! I know my sex is awfully boring. They just stare at me with blank eyes wondering when it's finally going to end. I on the other hand put entirely too much effort into it and look like I'm trying to solve a riddle! What's fast, fun, and full of cum? Certainly not me! I'm slow, brash, and I may let you stick a finger in my ass! Hah! Rhymes..
oyemba 6
You mean she wants her son to convey the message to dad? that's funny
aaditmshah 12
Makes me wonder whether you were a mistake. Sorry OP. FYL.
parism143 28
What does that have to do with anything?
swick25 22
who even says shit like that, you're an idiot
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
7- Why? because mom got bored sucking dick?
KasiaLilith 13
gives you something to remember each time you're at the dentists office..
BadApple88 29
Scarred for life
TheCaramelKing 11
That blows.