Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49647) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Top comments

Mom of the year right there.

#2 - On 11/22/2013 at 1:10pm by Warmonger_Smurf

See in context

I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

#15 - On 11/22/2013 at 1:15pm by Senseless_487

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • AD_e's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang ! It's Friday once more and time for us to go on a magical mystery tour around the brain of yet another illustrator. This week, things have happened around the world that were so depressing, I don't…

Monday 18 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: