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Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38236) - you deserved it (3093)

On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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It's like I always say, prepare for the worst and hope for the best.

Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.

#11 - On 10/18/2013 at 8:48pm by DocBastard

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This sucks, but they have to be honest with you about the risk.

#1 - On 10/18/2013 at 8:33pm by tencentsakiss

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