By HannahBretts - 24/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Turlock

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML
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olpally 32

Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.

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JasonUMN 15

Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.

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olpally 32

Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.

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juliaannw 11

A whole bottle of Lysol may be a little more subtle.

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Arrow44 10

Who uses Lysol? Febreeze is soooo much better. I know because I watched the commercial.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

61- Didn't everyone??? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!

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V4Vardy 8

At least you know what to tell the doctor!

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JasonUMN 15

Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.

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graffitied_love 20

Who said it was reality tv? It could have been a documentary, NOVA Science Now, ect

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Dawnstempest 17

@5 That's what I thought too, so I tried it one night. I woke up missing an arm and my right leg was gone below the knee. Bed bugs the doctors told me, after the fact. Germs are the least of your worries OP, I suggest you get out while you still can.

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hawkislayer 2

Look at the bright side, you didn't wake up in the tub without your kidneys.

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Koppol 15

@32 What kind of mutant bed bugs did you have in your room!?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Really 49? -.-

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klaralynn 17

I'm in a hotel bed right now and this post has made me paranoid..

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Don't worry 76, people just don't appreciate the arts of sarcasm and humor these days..

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Vidrill 22

Come on people. Not everything that they say on TV applies to every single similar situation. I'm sure some hotels are cleaner than that.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

MOST hotels are cleaner than that and everything on your bed and in your bathroom has been heavily bleached.

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Treveyon56 14

Take a black light to a hotel and be amazed by what it reveals.

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Beepbeep7 14

I worked at a few hotels.most of them really are that bad.

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mimiminx 23

#58 who the hell bleaches beds?!! No one. That's who.

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blake932 6

This really isn't FML worthy in my opinion…

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kathryn14 19

I suggest you change the channel.

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Queensland 27

Because everything you see on TV MUST be true in real life.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

No it isn't... But everything on the internet is!!!

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ApollosMyth 22

So if I say that everything isn't true on the Internet, what happens?

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Blasphemy!!!! Everything on the internet is true!! I read it on the internet....

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Change the channel, order some room service. Make yourself comfortable.

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