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Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33160) - you deserved it (3813)

On 03/18/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Just audition for the part of the half dead zombie. Problem solved.

#1 - On 03/18/2013 at 5:55pm by BeccaHugs

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Hmm.. I was a little to quick to assume OP was a girl xD

#5 - On 03/18/2013 at 5:57pm by BVBarmy_girl

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