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Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 August 2009 12:45 / United Kingdom
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  iKaite  |  0

Pee contains salt, so yes in a way he will get a rash if it somehow ends up on your face. I didn't think you could be alergic to salt water but hey, learn something new everyday

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  MsTs1  |  0

you probably developed that allergy from all the semen you get on your face you fucking whore, i hope you get AIDS too u dumbass,getting ur pussy fucked every night and getting semen on your face is bound to make your body sick you whore

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  MsTs1  |  0

you probably developed that allergy from all the semen you get on your face you fucking whore, i hope you get AIDS too u dumbass,getting ur pussy fucked every night and getting semen on your face is bound to make your body sick you whore

By  yowzerz  |  5

I call bull, if this person developed an allergy it would be all over her body, not just her face, so when she sweats she'd have a rash under her arms, on her back, EVERYWHERE!

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  mkmtrumpeter  |  0

Agreed... skin allergies aren't specific to areas like the face or hand or a leg. More sensitive skin may be more subject to an allergy, but skin allergies affect all of the skin, not just one specific place. I did have a friend once that had an allergic reaction to the energy drink Vault... he could drink it, but if it got on his skin he got a really angry rash. That's about as abnormal a situation as I've seen, but skin allergies aren't area specific. OP probably just has dry skin.

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  nomother  |  0

not true. i have the same allergy, except it's all kinds of water, not just salty. i break out into a rash everytime i shower, sweat, cry.., and the rash is limited to my face and chest

By  Summer_2009  |  0

I know how you feel, my skin is sensitive on my face as well. If leave water on my face to dry on its own I get red blotches on my face for a little while. I'm not entirely sure why it does that either. My boyfriend thinks its funny to lick my face because it leaves red marks wherever he does it.

By  Shlizabeth  |  0

Yeah, you stole this from one of those medical shows. You can't only have an allergy on your face, it'd be on your whole body. I remember the show, and the girl couldn't cry, or she'd get a rash and her face would swell up. However, I'm not sure if I'm right or wrong, but I thought she was allergic to water of every kind.

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  Suzi_d16  |  21

I get a really bad stingy rash on my face whenever I sweat excessively like after a workout. So OP isn't lying. No one said anything about face swelling. Stop trying to look hard by calling out the OP with your bullshit.

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