Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Pleonasm 35
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
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Comments (54)
golferman72 16
You didn't get in on it????
Redoxx_fml 22
No but she did get it on the STD
chell1894 13
Well at least they were single..
uhhSavage 22
I don't really understand completely why he is in the wrong. Yeah, he had sex with all of her friends, but that was before their relationship, right? I'm not saying this isn't an fml, because it definitely is. I just think what he said was better than lying about it.
Geometric 18
No, it's an FML because her boyfriend seems to be going through her and her friends like someone would go through a bag of chips.
S182 15
17 - no one said he is in the wrong. It's just awkward for the girl that a lot of her friends have ****** her boyfriend at some point in time. The FML isn't specific enough to know if any of them were while she was dating him or not.
uhhSavage 22
Oh, thank you for the clarification.
dmoran20 27
Actually the awkward part is, if they are all "friends" how was the fact he has been with all of them not known? 1 or 2 at least. Sounds like he might have been doing her friends while they were together, at least that would make sense as to why no one ever said anything.
AgentSmith79 9
What's wrong with that, 19?
evilscorpi 29
some friends....smh
Bubbelz 25
But guise, maybe she barely has any friends?
v1kt4r 13
What I don't understand is how she didn't know he had been with that many o her friends... That doesn't make sense to me, you usually know who ur friends are hooking up with.. Not all of them but same guy.. Same friends and no clue?? You need more people
shagster420 3
thats awesome. Are your friends hot?
Shrike 23
Holy ****, the stench of virginity in your comment and username combined made me pass out for a minute. Could you try to be more considerate of my right to consciousness in future? Thanks.
Pleonasm 35
I love when you tear people new ones, Shrike.
Funkymunky1511 4
How the hell do you think that's awesome? Do you like to have STD?
natsaysheyyy 16
Someone with the username "shagster420" shouldn't even be talking LOL. So funny. Are you one of those 14 year old wannabe gangbanger kids that thinks they're the shit for skipping school and wearing skinny jeans sagged to the knee?
dectivebobby 6
Not one of your friends ever told you? Or do you just not have many friends..?
FluffyWizdom 15
what an idiot, better get yourself checked !
Pleonasm 35
Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.
lilhellian 26
I certainly see you need no aid with the puns.
UncleMuscles 5
Hopefully herpie doesn't burn.
HowieDoIt 21
I herpe gets out of her life soon.
upyourzlolz 11
He's the warts.
Wizardo 33
Something smells fishy in this relationship, must be all the clam-ydia...
Brssps 13
44..more like crabs
WrongRomance 11
Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.
horneyhic 15
Why maby he slept with them before they were dating
WrongRomance 11
Well if they have had sex by the time he told her, a break up would be justified. It's suable if someone doesn't inform you of possible STDs before having sex with you.
delta873 5
really? thats something I never heard of before
oicu812xD 16
The way the FML is worded suggests that op's boyfriend just found out about the std which would mean its not suable
Jac_d_ipper 10
Looks like op is ****** up at all fronts; physical, mental and social...
OregonJeff 3
You'd like to think so, but in most cases it's not.
Geometric 18
I think it's time to examine the reasons why you started going out with him...
RedPillSucks 31
Probably had a good review from one of her "friends"
Imhere4fml 24
Not the only thing she needs to examine.
1994bitches 12
I hope he's your exboyfriend now.
zandalee 19
Unless you love him warts and all...
1994bitches 12
Oh so classy.
Hamz1989 13
It's time for you to move on and get rid of this P.O.S out of your life.
S182 15
How dare he have sex with someone else at some other point in time!
sexyboi1985 27
What a bitch !!!
xblair 11
*facepalm*
Cartera 10
13 - Truly solid comment.