Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
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Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Panic!
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Fear
Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Close your eyes every time you put a needle in someone's arm. What could possibly go wrong?
iheartkanye 8
Be a specialty doctor? I'm sorry. :(
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iheartkanye 8
Be a specialty doctor? I'm sorry. :(
DoWnW4RdsPiR4L 7
Op it's actually not unusual to be a doctor and have a fear of needles. My dad is a very successful family practitioner and he absolutely hates needles. He never administers shots (he has his nurses do those) and has refused to get a flu shot every year.
JennaNGood 21
Doctors actually *usually* never do the shots themselves - TV shows make you think they do, but almost 99.99% of the time, its nurses handling the needles, so I think OP should be fine
skittlestrailmix 14
As a nurse, I can tell you that we give most of the shots.
klutz44 28
To be any kind of doctor you still have to get through med school. You still have to learn to do shots and all that good stuff.
kay71095 9
That's not so bad. I can handle seeing people with huge cuts and horrible wounds, but if I see one I me, I almost pass out. So it's just your nerves for your body.
CzechIsBack 15
Klutz44 is right. You do give shots as a student and as an intern/resident. You also draw blood, go into surgeries, and practice phlebotomy on each other. Good news though: phobias can be easily treated with therapy. Good luck!
christinamarie17 29
Treated, yes. Although I wouldn't consider therapeutic treatment of a severe phobia (assuming OP's phobia in this case is severe) "easy".
FMLJFL 5
Don't give up your dream for small problems. Here's a bridge, now get over it.
Inediblepeaches 15
Being a doctor means OP will be around this stuff all the time. It's not something you can just "get over."
Megan98 18
My mom got over fainting at the sight of blood, she works in surgery now...
HiIAmKevin 8
There is a difference between poking someone with a needle and being poked by one. You can still become a doctor while disliking needles.
outoftown 26
44 is right. Sounds weird, but when you give injections, you concentrate on the patient more than yourself. I can give them, but still hate to watch others do it.
benhd1 14
Doc Martin is an English TV show about a haemophobic doctor. You can be one, and you could even get an American TV show about it! Or a movie. Awards shows love that "based on a true story" crap.
windfuelsfire 10
These reactions become less intense with practice and time. Good luck!
mangoboy1 19
I also plan on becoming a doctor and in the 5th grade we learned about hearts and veins and the cardiovascular and respiratory system and it made me all queezy at first but I got over it.
littlemsweirdo 12
Are you a doctor now?
TheDeafWalrus 8
Well we sure know he isn't a English teacher.
mangoboy1 19
I'm 14 of course I'm not a doctor.When I say I got over it I mean it doesn't bother me anymore.
mangoboy1 19
Lol at 31.My grammar is terrible.
BongRipsForJesus 7
Lol at 31, *an English teacher.
daringtoride 27
It's okay, OP. I have a terrible fear of needles too (which makes it even odder, because I was fine as a kid and gladly went to the doctor for flu shots and such. No clue on when that changed!)
Sputnikspak 13
For me, depends on the needle. Injections bother me zero (I have to go for one every three months). I LOATHE blood tests. I have an autoimmune condition and absolutely terrible veins - I tell the phlebotomists to use a small needle and hit my hand, they take it as some kind of challenge and end up blowing all of my veins. Last time I was in the hospital, I lost my IV seven times in a week. Ugh! As long as the needles stay out of the veins, I'm good.
Bliss391 7
I'm a phlebotomist myself. I have terrible little veins that like to roll. While I was In school we practiced sticking each other. Twice a week for about 3 months. So I understand your pain. Especially since the people who were sticking me were only learning!
EnterSandman_fml 20
Now you know not to be a phlebotomist. Maybe go for a doctorate in psychology instead. Then you'll learn how to help other people with fear of needles.
HowieDoIt 21
Close your eyes every time you put a needle in someone's arm. What could possibly go wrong?
6tori6 5
is this a serious question?
niallo 23
You could miss. When you put a needle in someone's arm, you have to make sure there is no blood return. An IM injection could end up being IV. So......eyes open.
jossii 19
Yes, it is.
littlemsweirdo 12
It could go seriously (but hilariously) wrong.
kiwienne 21
swoosh
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Well this thread is just full of jokesters, isn't it?? *sarcasm*
lambda_fml 40
The replies have more thumb downs combined than HowieDolt has thumb ups.
peachesncreem 21
I actually canulate myself for dialysis and am considered legally blind. You find the vessel by feeling for the pulse and the "roll" with the vein. Have any of you other commenters actually canulated anyone before?
Lizzy500 16
Ever try to hit a vein on a Husky or a Cocker Spaniel? You don't need to see the vein, just feel it. Also, it doesn't bother me in the least to give a shot or draw blood, but I'm a total wuss when I'm on the recieving end.
HeartOfLead 24
I find # 20's picture very ironic in relation to his comment. On a side note: keep doing thing HowieDoIt, that's another thumb up from me :) .
Knightchaser27 25
Couldn't OP just make the nurse do it?
gc327072 30
There is nothing to fear but needles themselves. .
nadnerbz 6
Might want to rethink that