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Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 6:11pm - health - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?

#3 - On 01/10/2013 at 9:13pm by TrueTriage

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You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/

#1 - On 01/10/2013 at 9:13pm by sunkissedluster

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