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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By OnTheReceivingEnd - 14/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Gilbert

Today, and over the past three months, I and four of my immediate family have been in hospital. Debilitating foot infection. Brain tumor. Urinary tract infection. Stroke. I just found out a few minutes ago my aunt just went in. I'm starting to think I'm going to be losing relatives any second. FML

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Broken healthcare

By ittybittyannie - 08/01/2022 02:59 - Australia - Spring Hill

Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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Medicare for all, please

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 02:01

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML

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The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - 23/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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Tom O'Halloran 9

Thursday 30 July 2020 5:47

your elbow is an organ?

Nic1330 5

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:04

your body is going just like 2020, pretty horribly. in all seriousness I hope that you have a fast and healthy recovery

Comments

Tom O'Halloran 9

Thursday 30 July 2020 5:47

your elbow is an organ?

Jennifer Cunningham 4

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:18

not an organ but Skeletal system.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:20

*technically* bones can be considered organs, because of marrow

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 July 2020 6:35

I'll bet it's your digestive system that's stirring up all the trouble with the other systems. I hear that among its organs is a real asshole.

Gamer_299 4

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:46

you had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂

McCall Davis_1096456976 10

Thursday 30 July 2020 7:58

You’re living your best 2020 self!

BLVCK_DVDDY 7

Thursday 30 July 2020 12:06

Better than getting ligma

Nic1330 5

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:04

your body is going just like 2020, pretty horribly. in all seriousness I hope that you have a fast and healthy recovery

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Thursday 30 July 2020 20:19

take care of yourself, OP.

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 31 July 2020 4:44

that reminds me of February 2009. I got a cold, the stomach bug, a horrible time of the month, laryngitis all within that month. and my living situation at the time stressed me out so bad I lost 10 lbs, and I was a full time student that worked part time and had a douche of a bf at the time.