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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19872) - you deserved it (6362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Did it turn you on though?

#2 - On 09/27/2012 at 6:05am by coconutdaydream

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Must've been cold.

#5 - On 09/27/2012 at 6:08am by Krirn

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