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Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

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Lots of people avoid eye contact. I hope there's more to it than that to make you say you need medication. You could have left off the first sentence and had a perfectly valid FML.

#1 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:02am by 123man

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Because you avoided eye contact? Wtf the only time I have eye contact with people is whem im talking to them. Otherwise its a bit awkward..

#4 - On 09/24/2012 at 10:05am by JakeHanson

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