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Today, my boss told me his cancer test results came back positive. I congratulated him and asked how he planned to celebrate. It turns out a positive cancer test result is a bad thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6842) - you deserved it (54554)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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You should have listened to his tone of voice because usually people don't say that happily.

#3 - On 09/22/2012 at 5:58am by gabbehtm

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How could you not know that a positive result to a cancer test is bad?

#5 - On 09/22/2012 at 6:04am by clueless05

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