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Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15818) - you deserved it (4161)

On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

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Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.

#1 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:36pm by nerobluerose

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I'm not pregnant, and I'd still be bawling alongside her.

#6 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:37pm by marcranger

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