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Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (2112)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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I like to see him try to sue. That would be so funny.

#1 - On 08/10/2012 at 11:04pm by PrussiaisAwesome

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Sue back for assault and harassment! (;

#7 - On 08/10/2012 at 11:07pm by mzrobinson

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