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Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13670) - you deserved it (4213)

On 07/15/2012 at 5:52pm - health - by Tori (woman) - Australia

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That's the same reaction my dad had when they found out my mom had it! Don't worry, just teach him what it really is. Also I'm sorry, but that is very funny.

#1 - On 07/15/2012 at 8:13pm by rttr

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Just tell him as long as he doesn't put sugar on your pussy, everything will be OK.

#16 - On 07/15/2012 at 8:27pm by perdix

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