Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

by Phil / 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm / Canada / Health

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  • Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

    #6 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:07pm by DocBastard

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  • Probably lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

    #11 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:10pm by supimnyancat

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