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Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15768) - you deserved it (2703)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

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Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

#6 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:07pm by DocBastard

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Probably lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

#11 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:10pm by supimnyancat

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