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By  DocBastard  |  38

Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

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  Insane_Tea  |  14

Hemorrhoids usually are a recurring illness and run in the family. They can even happen without the victims knowledge. Very unfortunate OP. Now for the comedic relief! You should get out of that abusive relationship! No good can come of it. I know it's embarrassing to tell others about your problem. But they can help. The first step is communication my friend. :)

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  Insane_Tea  |  14

I apologize. My information was false. I was just stating information that someone else had passed on to me... I have seen the errors of my ways. FORGIVE ME MIGHTY INTERNET. *performs seppuku*

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  Baustigt  |  40

You're such a terrible liar, Doc. We all know you're really not sorry and you secretly love bursting bubbles. See, I still have the deceased remains of mine from when I asked you to my birthday party that one time.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Hemorrhoid are like those so-called "friends" you hang out with because no one can tell them to go away. They are both really irritating, they're both a pain in the ass, and they both bleed when you poke them with sharp sticks.

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  Hearon20  |  0

Why would a doctor give you free medical advice? You should know by now that you have to wait in a room for at least an hour and a half and pay way too much for that kind of stuff.

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  downtime  |  12

20, Until recently that "temporary unpleasant experience" was basically a minimum of 2 months. Your haemmorhoids would need to be pretty severe to undergo such an operation.

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