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Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20896) - you deserved it (5231)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

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Haha the irony

#1 - On 05/19/2012 at 6:12am by br0dawg

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Two options really:
1. If your name is m. sassy....then you are cool enough to not worry about it
2. If your name is ms. assy....fuck your life indeed.

Or try to give it back to your therapist in exchange for a hat....one size usually fits all.

#4 - On 05/19/2012 at 6:22am by darwinism

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