Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm / United States / Health
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That blows like a runny nose
#1 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:11pm by mpsteve137
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OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't fuck around with allergies.
#13 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:24pm by The_Hitdude
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