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Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knockd me flat on mah ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in mah car, driving back home. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (2536)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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That blows like a runny nose

#1 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:11pm by mpsteve137

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OP, you should get the official DocBastard© Allergy Fighter. A pill, you ask? Ha, of course not! It's a Medical Warrior! Doc doesn't fuck around with allergies.

#13 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:24pm by The_Hitdude

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