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Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22920) - you deserved it (2361)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

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Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else

#4 - On 03/29/2012 at 6:28am by jeff_chen

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You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment

#3 - On 03/29/2012 at 6:27am by cassie13091

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