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Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8067) - you deserved it (10798)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

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And yet you told the world...

#3 - On 03/28/2012 at 1:00pm by stolencookie

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Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

#1 - On 03/28/2012 at 12:58pm by BunBunBabe

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