By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 522
You deserved it 21 271

Same thing different taste

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BunBunBabe 8

Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

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florido_fml 10

Stories like that are always excepted in fml

tarabelle 7

I don't know if I should laugh or wonder how the heck that happened :)

tarabelle 7

I meant picture. I couldn't decide if I should laugh or picture how this happened. No need to be so snippy...alright?

lissa_jade 22

tell people you were involved in a high speed chase. no one has to know that you were outsmarted by a pair of socks.

This is why your mother told you not to run with scissors. If you had been, the doctors probably would have had to extract the scissors from a, uh, delicate place.

I thought of the children's song of monkeys when I read this. 10 little monkeys jumping on the bed! One fell off and broke his head! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkeys jumping on the bed!" 9 little monkeys jumping on the bed.......

Post it on FML is the best way to not tell anybody? Your a genius

How many people will know exactly who the OP is? Genius.

it's really not hard to know the difference between "your" and "you're" and you should definitely know the difference when you're trying to insult someone

Just make up something and say you got scared and accidentally hit your elbow hard on a wall but in the future don't chase your cat in socks and listen to your doc about not telling people and when he means don't tell anyone don't post it online :)

Run-on Mode: Activated. Punctuation helps with comprehension.

fernclogger 5

Cat > you. Did you seriously think you would win at tag? In knee highs?

And your first thought was to post it on here?