Health: Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood...

By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By clumsy - 10/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Stafford

Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML

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stolencookie 17

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:00

And yet you told the world...

BunBunBabe 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:58

Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk

Comments

jackdup6 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:04

My dog knocked me out for three minutes

friisen_ 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:53

Should have have followed their advice

Argenisjose 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:09

The cat thought you were going to eat it

42billybob 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:34

You aren't very good at following instructions are you?

SlackR 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:25

So putting it on FML was the alternate choice, not to mention you used your real username instead of Anonymous. You deserved it.

charmanderCHAR 5

Friday 30 March 2012 20:00

Yes, because you know SOOO many people named Hikari, right?

kill_me_now7 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:00

This FML is against doctor's order!

LOLZ11 0

Friday 30 March 2012 0:54

I dislocated my elbow. 6 months ago, but I was doing gymnastics. I still can't straighten my arm. Fyl, I hope yours fixes itself quicker than mine has!

beast_adh4 6

Friday 30 March 2012 7:48

you my friend are stupid first of all hardwood floor+socks=wipeout and then you post it on fml when the dr. said not to you really deserved it and the pain that comes with a dislocated elbow