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Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16291) - you deserved it (4125) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm - health - by Sica - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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sounds as though you should go commando

#8 - On 03/15/2012 at 6:01pm by Frankietodamizza

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thanks for That awesome picture in my head. :)

#9 - On 03/15/2012 at 6:01pm by Gothicbunnyx3

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