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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

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Nothing that makes me look like a prostitute. Makes one wonder how one could get mistaken for one at noon. In front of a cop car, no less.
By W45T3D_Y0UTH - / Thursday 15 March 2012 20:44 / Canada
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By  kooochris1995  |  27

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By  kooochris1995  |  27

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  27

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  hellbilly205  |  27

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  27

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  Rei_Ayanami  |  27

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  downtime  |  27

164, The jury is out on starting sentences with "and". Many would suggest it's only a rule to be used in formal english, and as this is not formal it would be considered acceptable. Personally, I'd just avoid mentioning it because it's not really a rule that has a solid backing these days.

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  MDTeddy  |  27

I don't think it matters if one is pretty or not. Sex would feel good whoever it was or at least I think. I have no say on this actually. fml too.

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  Cuervo_Shotz  |  27

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  fugazeeb  |  27

That's an untrue myth. I personally know plenty fine ass prostitutes. 10's! Most porno bitches have or do prostitute as well. Most strippers also will/have prostituted.

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  Nikkisha16  |  27

I thought these replies would be on the comment, not on grammar. O.o Sorry, but I think I'll pass on the lesson - I come to ESCAPE schooling, not to relearn it.

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  d_unsub  |  27

Congratulations to all those who commented above, you managed to transform a FLM in Grammar Nazi's Convention. (Middle) Fingers crossed hoping that my spelling and my grammar are right.

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  ninjaboy18  |  30

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  Meowingtons500  |  30

The only thing I dislike about FML is that attention seeking rookies, take one of the top comments and reply to it, making a totally irrelevant comment in order to have theirs seen/get thumbed up. Somebody had to say it. -_-

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  PaulB123  |  30

May I ask what the point of FML would be, if not to have people see your comments? Would you honestly post a reply if you were the only one who could see what you wrote?

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  fugazeeb  |  30

Wardrobe isn't necessarily the problem. most prostitutes these days dress casual, think college student or secretary as to not stand out to law enforcement

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  tine1040  |  30

It may have been the location where she was standing and not what she was wearing. Hookers normally stick to one specific location to effectively service customers. So people assumed that she was a hooker due to her body language (waiting for her ride) and where she was standing. NOT her clothing!

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  PenFifteen_fml  |  27

I'll give you a penny if you don't act like Cheney. I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle. I'll give you a dime if you take your time. I'll give you a quarter if we do it in the corner. I'll give you a dollar if you make me hollar. I'll give you a five if you take a dive. I'll give you a ten if you act like a hen. I'll give you a twenty if you'll trade for a penny.

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  fugazeeb  |  18

with that attitude I wonder if u respect any actress, singer, or entertainer because most of them have prostituted themselves... it's called a CASTING COACH for a reason!

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  perdix  |  29

I'll bet your price is very low, but then you'll get me to buy batteries, cables, mounting hardware and an extended warranty, and then I'll be totally screwed!

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