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Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25895) - you deserved it (1911)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

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Dude, be sure to lock up your booze.

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 2:34am by iwilkilalzmBs

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Future mother-of-the-year, right here...

#3 - On 02/01/2012 at 2:35am by IntoTheClouds

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