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Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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#1 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:32am by camer0n15

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It took you an entire hour to check out why your balls were getting stabbed? Sorry, but if I ever feel like I'm getting a scrotum piercing, I'm going to immediately find out why.

I'm not sure who is more stupid - you or the person who left the needle there.

#8 - On 01/15/2012 at 3:39am by DocBastard

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