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Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20501) - you deserved it (7509)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm - health - by stinkypants - India

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If someone makes one more shitty joke...

#7 - On 11/10/2011 at 3:01am by nick347b

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Trying to redecorate their bathroom?

#3 - On 11/10/2011 at 2:55am by samiwammy

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