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Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9849) - you deserved it (49741)

On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

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If God didn't want us to eat meat he wouldn't have made animals out of it.

#3 - On 11/01/2011 at 1:56pm by jdm1969

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PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

#4 - On 11/01/2011 at 1:57pm by fortehlulocaust

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