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Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (4117)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

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Burn, burn, burn, the burning ring of fire.

#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:09pm by bigbadtim

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Your a nice guy for eating it :D your a good guy

#5 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:14pm by liquidSELECT

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