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Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (5656)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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#1 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:51pm by imapyro1996

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Muscle weighs more than fat. If you are excersizing and building muscle mass. That's why

#2 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:51pm by structuredchaoz

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