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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

#1 - On 09/11/2011 at 2:49am by karagarren

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Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.

#3 - On 09/11/2011 at 2:51am by ElainaCutsYou

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