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Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8977) - you deserved it (36370)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

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Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

#4 - On 08/26/2011 at 2:40am by kickblocker

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An excellent choice indeed. Now you can pass out piss drunk and wake up in a blood puddle :/

#6 - On 08/26/2011 at 2:42am by iranoutofnames

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