OP, maybe u shouldnt smear poop on your ceiling and it wont drop ceiling fans on your ass.

13...what?

At least a fan didn't fall on him.

Hopefully it wasn't on :/

to clear things up- "Today for the third day in a row, this asshole started bouncing on his bed and flinging his roasting fecal matter at me. i was so enraged by this act that i waited untill the little mother ****** went to sleep so i could drop a ceiling fan on his ass. But what i didnt realize was that my calculations were all wrong and i missed him completely. But this little ******** ha the audacity to take even more vile shit and smear my entire face with it, completely suffocating me. But the worst part is is that he had the balls to go on to FML and make innocent humans fall for his bitchery and say i actually nailed his gaping ass with the fan. Now i gotta wipe shit off my face. FML" make sense now?

38, it really doesn't make sense to me now. But it's funny so who cares.

it's all so clear now

im glad its clear now for all of u. i suggest everyone use their imagination once in awhile its actually kinda fun :D even if it involves shit being smeared on walls... lol

Uhhmmm congratulations?

38. too long. did not read.

that happened to my sister once.... it wasn't that bad

63- but u took the time to post a comment? and just to everyone- if u laughed, great. if u didnt whatever i could care less. i know alot of people dont think im funny, but alot of people do so just join the "i hate flockz club" where everyone gets the enjoyment of downvoting my comments wooo. v continue with the negative comments. v

that blows haha get it cuz fans blow =) im tired as **** =)

71- I think you're hilarious :) . Your comments never fail to make my day.

How Painful then?

The I hate flockz club will be meeting this Thursday

flockz i find you funny! alil random, but funny x)

26 you bloody ******* idiot. I don't think the FML could be much clearer.

it happened to me it doesnt hurt unless its one of the really high ones or it hits u on the head

Same thing happened to me when I was 8

Did he died?

I'm responding to the second comment!

Wow. Really? You deserve a medal.

#2 Your pic scares me..

FWL indeed ouch

83- It scares me too.

Ow FY Picture

so what

Dude, get a haircut or a like ummm, you know what whatever....

Lol that's not me in the picture!

How painful was it?

According to murphy's law, yes.

Whether it's or not it still hurts.

i couldn't imagine how painful that would be. especially if it landed on my nuts.

I'm in bed, ceiling fan is on... Nice timing :/

Reminds me of thinking who will die in class if the fan fell.

I know huh?? I've been scared like if I put it on high because it always looks like it's going to swing off and hit me. Haha >3

* >3

Wow that's a fail........

That's one of my greatest fears too. I even made it a point to not have a ceiling fan in my room. :-/

Gravity.

no freddie cougar made it fall

poor carpentry workmanship.

It fellded. Uh ohs.

straight down.....

Perhaps it was... Gravity?

Straight down onto someones head

Yaaaa it might have decapitated him/her or something... /sarcasm

Not just that, you could get a nasty concussion... And there is a pressure point on the back of the neck and if it gets hit hard enough it can break your neck. They tested the ceiling fan decapitation myth on mythbusters but I forgot if they proved it or not... :/

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The busted it, not even an industrial fan could do it

Yeah, they had sharpened steel blades and a lawn mower engine that still didn't decapitate the head, it was lethal though.

Aww :(

But that can be expensive

Why would you type "Mai" when "my" is shorter and correct..?

Grammar nazi!!!

She's from japan, cut her some slack >.

She likes gay anime, loss of all sympathy has occurred.

Her profile says that's she is from Tokio Hotel. It's just a pun.