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Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (2722)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

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Call 911 genius

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:23pm by Treffersonn

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Just lie so you can get the medical attention! Groundation is a lot nicer than possible death from not being able to breathe!

#3 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:24pm by Mirorbo

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