Parenting and Health: #1 Mom

#1 Mom

By Eden - 14/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I have an excruciatingly sore throat due to chronic canker sores around my uvula. Every bite of food I swallow brings tears to my eyes. I had enough of dad calling me a wimp at dinner over it and shoved my food onto his plate. He's now faking allergies to food we've had for years, just to take the piss out of me. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

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By Merlin - 17/04/2012 17:37 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

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By lk07 - 23/04/2019 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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Pink eye, white throat

By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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Treffersonn 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:23

Call 911 genius

Mirorbo 26

Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

Just lie so you can get the medical attention! Groundation is a lot nicer than possible death from not being able to breathe!

Comments

jjmartin 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:38

can you say neglect? call 911 and tell them your paranoid crazy mom won't take you to the hospital and why. shell probably get into trouble, or better get help and some meds for her paranoia. can't imagine breathings too easy either.

babyblue666 1

Friday 15 July 2011 2:40

she can get arrested for that. (when or if she ever takes u to the dr). hopefully u dont get worse

alpha506 4

Friday 15 July 2011 2:48

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alpha506 4

Friday 15 July 2011 2:48

hey add me on ps3 alpha-desert

blackbelt25 12

Friday 15 July 2011 2:50

imagen what giving birth would be like....

hahopps 4

Friday 15 July 2011 2:52

lol

niplipsip 9

Friday 15 July 2011 5:59

Kay, what does this have to do with having swollen TONSILS? One system is all the way up north, while the other is down south.

Yourmomschesthai_fml 1

Friday 15 July 2011 18:58

206, he/she meant that imagine giving birth, its more pain. not what you think

wo11kla 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:52

take yourself

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Friday 15 July 2011 2:54

Why does she care so much that you may have kissed someone? and btw she is speaking about mono and mono doesn't make your tonsils swell, and it is actually an air born illness. Tonsilitous makes them swell and so does regular colds and flus. I have experienced both before the fourth grade. You should call cps for being a horrible parent.