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Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (35950)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

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It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend.

No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

#7 - On 06/27/2011 at 2:00am by dudeitsdanny

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awww

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 1:56am by NonComedogenic

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