Health: Gym bro

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 857

You deserved it 2 461

Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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You deserved it 88 156

Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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You deserved it 4 449

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 545

Thanks, I feel better!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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You deserved it 3 011

Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 675

You deserved it 9 154

Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

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You deserved it 37 309

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:00

It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

NonComedogenic 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

awww

Comments

slinkydee 2

Monday 27 June 2011 11:46

fitness fanatic boys take their appearances and fitness regieme pretty darn seriously. missing one or two days of training can turn the manliest men into insecure girls. solution: sexercise!

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 27 June 2011 19:31

It depends on what type of fitness guys they are though. Bodybuilders need weights and not cardio so sexercise could be counterproductive.

JessicaMlyn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 11:54

greed_is_good 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:07

man WTF is your problem.. if he spends that much time getting in shape don't you think his physical appearance means a lot to him? I know you were just joking around but some things are better left as thoughts

RedEG4 1

Monday 27 June 2011 12:09

he's juicing

Jasonf6 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:51

What a pussy. They say steroids can cause emotional outbursts.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 27 June 2011 15:18

That's also been disproven.

Keyman1212 14

Monday 27 June 2011 12:57

What's wrong with the Navy? You belong to the Navy you Marine. Own up to that shit. I'm a bit partial to the Navy however, I'm a nuke.

skeletenz 0

Monday 27 June 2011 13:09

say I'm sorry and tell him to pls go grow a pair

cory160 2

Monday 27 June 2011 13:41

Are you dating Richard Simmons?

ILiveInBFE 0

Monday 27 June 2011 13:54

Creotene'll do that for you.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 27 June 2011 15:20

You mean creatine? And no it won't.

JComp41 0

Monday 27 June 2011 18:33

Creatine? No way that will do that. You're an idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. Creatine is found in foods, mainly fish. The amount you need to get physical results would be a lot of fish, so that's when Creatine supplements are used.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 27 June 2011 19:34

Or red meat :) Arnold used to eat a ton of red meat to bulk up and get creatine. Probably part of why he had to have a triple bypass surgery lol. My hubby's a bodybuilder and cycles on and off creatine and there's definitely no difference in his emotions either way.

JComp41 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:49

Creatine is one of the safest body building.supplements out. Arnold was on roids for month straight causing his heart to do way more than it should, especially at his size. I'm sure Creatine did not help his cause though.