Health: Gym bro

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:00

It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

NonComedogenic 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

awww

Comments

beerisnot4kids 0

Monday 27 June 2011 14:30

Hahahah wow. YDI fir being inconsiderate even if it was a joke people still have feelings. think before u act

ohcomeonsrsly 6

Monday 27 June 2011 15:21

there's no way she could have thought that he would burst into tears. he has issues if good-natured teasing hurt is feelings.

nanabaybe 0

Monday 27 June 2011 14:44

ur such an ass

jassi101 5

Monday 27 June 2011 15:03

lol your a bad ass

jeffreybean 3

Monday 27 June 2011 15:10

grow the F up ( him)

taazer 12

Monday 27 June 2011 15:10

i think he has taken estrogen instred og his doping :D

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 27 June 2011 15:23

never joke like that to any man or person really. nobody likes jokes like "oh your getting fat" when they feel like they're in a normal average shape and they accept it.. just say "you look fine just the way you are"

redfaction 0

Monday 27 June 2011 15:25

some men have sensitive ego's

killah23 2

Monday 27 June 2011 15:25

we don't have the same boyfriend...right? haha just kidding but seriously. I know what you mean.

slyfox62 0

Monday 27 June 2011 15:30

someones been using the roids

FoxDragonGL 3

Monday 27 June 2011 15:39

Strangely enough, this has happened to me before. Way back in high school, my (now fiance, then boyfriend) was a complete stick...it was actually laughable to even suggest he had an ounce of fat anywhere. But I made a joke about his belly, and he surprisingly got upset and teared up. I felt terrible and apologized and I've never made another joke like that again. I guess guys are just as self conscious as girls. 0-o It surprised me.