Health: Gym bro

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 41 204

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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You deserved it 6 735

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 857

You deserved it 2 461

Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 782

You deserved it 88 156

Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 732

You deserved it 6 637

By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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You deserved it 4 448

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 477

You deserved it 3 545

Thanks, I feel better!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 964

You deserved it 3 011

Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 674

You deserved it 9 154

Here comes the sunbed

By Aiaiii - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 590

You deserved it 37 309

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:00

It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.

NonComedogenic 2

Monday 27 June 2011 7:56

awww

Comments

judices 0

Monday 27 June 2011 8:05

Hmmmm does steroids ring a bell??? or he's just a complete Fagget

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:07

L2Spell homophobe

j_cat187 19

Monday 27 June 2011 8:10

Fagget: British def.: A cigar. US: A hated homosexual. Southpark Def: people who ride Harleys.

j_cat187 19

Monday 27 June 2011 8:06

don't tiese the fatty. hey spelling and grammar tool dosent suck ass.

fizzpoplady 3

Monday 27 June 2011 13:41

Fail.

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 14:31

j_cat - no. Just, no. Please stop commenting forever. Love, Everyone

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:57

Did he butcher that sentence on purpose?

Keyman1212 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:02

Ach, mien Gott!! The bastard doctor lives! It's been hell without you around.

Wandering_Ninja 8

Monday 27 June 2011 8:08

Never date someone who is to in shape, all they do is talk about their body.

Oreogasm 5

Monday 27 June 2011 10:09

in that case, never date people who are vegetarians or vegans either. all they do is talk about animal rights and all that other bs.

James64138 26

Monday 27 June 2011 12:47

That's not true and I'm guessing you're not in shape since you're trashing the people who are.

McAninch35 9

Monday 27 June 2011 14:22

"Never date fat people, cuz all they do is talk about food." Stereotypes are stupid, no matter what.

ohcomeonsrsly 6

Monday 27 June 2011 14:59

lol the interesting thing about stereotypes though is that they came from somewhere...... they are accurate often enough to stay alive as a stereotype. that being said, I only condone stereotypes in harmless jokes that people shouldn't take too seriously.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 27 June 2011 15:12

Being around bodybuilders on a regular basis, I know how narcissistic they can be, however they don't spend every second talking about their bodies. They talk about their bodies, food, supplements, and the gym just like anyone else would with a hobby or job they're really into. For most of them, bodybuilding is a second job. Trust me, I'm married to one. He's in the gym 4 days a week and poses in front if the mirror every night, and last year his buddy lived with us (who is freaking huge) so I know what they're like. They do have lives though too so it's not all they talk about. Besides, it's well worth listening to when you're with such a sexy man ;)

Shadow4i5 3

Monday 27 June 2011 22:52

my gf is hella skinny n she talks about food all the time

confusey 2

Monday 27 June 2011 8:09

Maybe he should work on getting his emotions in shape..

youstupidwillis 0

Monday 27 June 2011 8:09

I think ur boyfriend is a buff ******

olive47_fml 0

Monday 27 June 2011 8:24

thanks for a mental picture....

sxe_beast 11

Monday 27 June 2011 8:47

I'm not sure why, but your buff ****** comment made me think of blue waffles =C *dips head into acid*

altenita92 0

Monday 27 June 2011 8:10

why are u ppl asking if he has a penis? just because he has a penis doesnt mean he wont cry quit being ignorant!

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Monday 27 June 2011 9:17

Man, why you so ign'nt? stop being so ign'nt!

Mitcha857 0

Monday 27 June 2011 9:30

we are all basically saying that OPs bf needs to man up and grow a pair of balls and a penis and quit acting like a emotional wreck of a woman

James64138 26

Monday 27 June 2011 12:50

And you, 84 need to stop acting like the insecure douche that you are. Some people are sensitive about their looks and maybe you shouldn't say something ignorant just because you're insecure with yourself.

fucentarmal 1

Monday 27 June 2011 8:14

in russia, boyfriend pokes you. ydi

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 8:31

More like, "In Soviet Russia, boyfriend insults you." It's not funny 'cause it's true. Where did poke come from?

Commander223 9

Monday 27 June 2011 8:44

The FML re-re.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 8:45

Disregard "Where did poke come from?".

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 27 June 2011 8:15

Body Builders are very sensitive about their body. Pauly D may look like a tough guy, but deep down he enjoys lollipops, rainbows, unicorns, and impaling Teddy Bears onto spikes.