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Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 3:14am - health - by Swaby (man) - Hong Kong

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I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.

#25 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:58pm by Blind_Ninja

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#8 - On 03/01/2009 at 10:35am by Zic

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